What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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