I got chris browned last night
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You ate ashes out of my bong
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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