with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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