I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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