Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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