It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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