Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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