i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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