If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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