He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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