why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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