I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I have fence marks all over my body
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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