I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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