Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
