Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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