OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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