But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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