I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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