Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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