hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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