Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize