How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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