I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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