all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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