You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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