Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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