your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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