I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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