I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just had sex on a roof
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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