I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Randomize
