i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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