Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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