rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
