WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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