dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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