OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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