so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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