I wish i was in the wii world.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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