the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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