why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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