Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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