maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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