pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The uberlube is also flammable
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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