Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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