If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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