4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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