this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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