Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I deserve this hangover.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
