absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
