Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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