I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
