wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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