I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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