Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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