shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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