whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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