YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The Olympian is in my bed
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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