windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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