i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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