who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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